I have decided that activity in this forum is low and there is simply only one way to rectify this - make me, Tom Tom Tom Tom, the administrator. Not only shall I bring new traffic to this potentially prestigious forum I shall make it a better place for all to inhabit!

You all know about my toasty pleasures, and if I am put in charge I shall give toast a monarchy position. Toast will bring a new dawn upon this forum, and I am sure after reading in my previous thread about the glories of a good slice of toast you will be forced to agree with me.

I beg you, I simply beg you to sympathise with my demands. Only then can we make this forum the shining beacon of light it has the potential to be to the entirety of the world wide web.

YOURS IN TOASTY SINCERITY

TOM TOM TOM TOM